23 January 2009 · Comment [3]
ATTENTION!!
I am now a student at the Fashion Institute of Technology! This means that you may come to me with all of your fashion-related technical quandaries, such as, “Does the eigenvalue of these pants make me look fat?” and “How do I take the cross product of these tank tops?”
But seriously, I’m registered for a 3D modeling night class! I went to get my student ID and saw this sign:
And that’s when I knew I hated my classmates already. Because I’m almost positive that means that everyone was complaining about their picture and wanting to do a million retakes. Also some girl in line said she couldn’t believe her roommate had just moved to New York and was out all the time doing things in the city because, “Damn if I just moved to the city I would be home alllll day decorating my shit. And drinking tea and watching television.” Haha, I feel like I’m going to get lots of good Overheard in New York quotes from this experience.
And finally, here is my student ID picture. Blurriness added for your own protection from the creepiness:
I especially like how it’s just a creepy face floating in the middle of blackness.
Okay, I’ll finish talking about India pictures soon, as well as those millions of pictures that I posted a few months ago. Later!
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I have a jacket which is both symmetric AND invertible.
— Nathan · Jan 28, 01:35 PM · #
Haha for my IBM ID photo I was wearing a white dress shirt on a white background so it just looks like I’m a floating head.
Congratulations on your higher education!
— Jono · Jan 28, 11:38 PM · #
That’s so awesome, Nathar! You would get accepted for sure if you wore that jacket to your admissions interview. Just kidding, there are no admissions requirements because it’s a state school! Which is weird because you wouldn’t think a fashion school would be state-run but whatever, I finally get in-state tuition! Yessss.
And thanks, Jono! Even though it’s a BFA class, which I didn’t really think about until today and which means it won’t help me get an MFA at the Savannah College of Art and Design (or SCAD if you can say it without cringing) in one year instead of two like I was hoping but hopefully it will be fun and sorry for giving you way more information about my plans for the future than you ever asked for or needed to know. So in conclusion, let’s take the average of our ID photos and get a picture of what our kid would look like as a floating head on a gray background!
— Sarah Beth · Jan 29, 12:28 AM · #